I'm not going to say anything

I had this conversation with my boyfriend the other night about whether to do this post. We were talking about Lindsay and her new 'girlfriend', arguing the point whether they were or were not 'together'.
So instead I am not going to say anything, I am just going to put it out there that they have spent a LOT of time together this year, and they are together almost every day!
The reason I didn't want to do this post is because I think whatever they do in their private time is just that, private. But I mean, maybe if they came out, they would get a lot more publicity. Isn't that what Lindsay likes best?

Avril Lavigne is a loser

I have never liked Avril. She just seems like the biggest loser to me. I can't believe she has been married for so long. I wonder when she is going to follow the trend and have a celebrity baby.
Here she is informing the paparazzi that she has lost her voice. Who cares! I used to do that when I was in the third grade. It just proves my point that she is a loser.

Newlyweds 2: Ashley and Pete

I heard a rumour that there will be a new Newlyweds show featuring Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz! I would like to say that ooh thats so gay, no one will watch it blah blah.
However me being me, I know I will watch it and get REALLY hooked. I would DEFINITELY watch it! I hope its true. But we all know, that Reality TV spells "divorce" for couples. I mean, look at Temptation Island. (ok that was a low blow, but still..)

There it is!

I thought Halle Berry was Wonder Woman when I saw the last pictures of her, but now I see the bump! I take back what I said about Plastic Surgery.

Lindsay Lohan really needs to wear a bra.

Lindsay was photographed at the LG Electronics Launch of the Scarlet HDTV Series the other day and I noticed that she didn't wear a bra. Uhhh... gravity anyone? Not to mention how could she not feel uncomfortable? her boobs are down to her hips almost! She would also look a lot thinner if she had just hoisted the girls up a bit.

Why are the Hills girls on the cover of Rolling Stone?

This is so not cool. I thought the cover of Rolling Stones was for either a) Great musicians or b)influential celebrities. The Hills girls are neither of the two. How can people say they are celebrities when they actually don't DO much for their 'craft'. I mean, either admit that you're actors or admit that you're Reality stars, don't go around getting credit for both. I don't think any other reality stars would be on the cover of Rolling Stone. Except maybe an (insert country) Idol. And only if they were really lucky or really talented.

Kristen Bell saved her Catholic School uniform to wear on her wedding night

Ok I LOVE Kristen Bell. She was so good on Veronica Mars. She is becoming really big these days, with her new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which I hope to see tonight. I have heard that she has saved her Catholic School uniform to wear on her wedding night. I don't really get this. I mean, I went to Catholic School too, and the last thing I would think of is wearing my uniform ever again. I wore it for 6 years every day, I'm sure that a) it probably wouldn't fit and b) its not as cool as people think it is.
I'm sure my boyfriend might beg to differ with me though. ;)

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Ricky Martin buys an Island!

I just heard that Ricky Martin had brought himself and island off the coast of Brazil for approximately $8 Million dollars!
Who just buys an island? I have heard of holiday houses, but this is something else. He must REALLY like it, or plan to gain some sort of income from it?

Now this is just Creepy

Hulkamania was spotted rubbing lotion on his daughter the other day. I mean, thats kind of creepy don't you think? My dad would have just laughed at me and said "get your mother to do it".
Like, look at the pictures... It makes me want to hurl...

Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair

UPDATE: It looks like we wont be seeing AS much of Miley. Execs at Disney have released the following statement;

“You won’t be seeing her for a while. The company is keeping her away from events … They’re trying to keep her contained.”

Miley Cyrus is just everywhere with scandalous pics these days.
She did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair that has been getting a lot of attention, and not in the right way!
People say that she went too far by taking her top off for this shoot, and the fact that Vanity Fair has a reputation for always getting the 'all clear' on photos by the subjects themselves, makes it certain that she had to have known that these pics were going to be published.
I really don't think they're as big a deal as the other skanky pictures. I mean, I haven't seen the full set yet, but there were a LOT of people around her telling her what to do. She said that she thought they were artistic at the time, but she understands why people are upset. I can deal with that. This isn't a mistake of major proportions, its just a minor slip up after those other photos were released.

Mel Gibson in Jail

Ha ha just fooling you, well he is in Ignacio Allende prison, in Veracruz, Mexico reportedly studying up for a new role.
look how with just a twist of a headline it can change the whole outline of a story?

What Was She Thinking?

Mischa Barton was at the MTV Australia awards trying to cover up her new found weight gain with some hideous excuse for an outfit. I mean, come on, we're Australian, not fashion retarded.

Thanks to Vera Sweeny and www.imnotobsessed.com for the pictures!

Largest Bikini Shoot Ever

Oh my! Looks like Cosmo people are on drugs, or at least trying to make headlines. I think it looks pretty cool!! Does anyone else wish they were on that beach? I am sure a lot of you do for different reasons. :-)

Who do you think this is?

Does she not look like the ugliest, most plastic surgery nightmare ever? Well if you can believe it, its Heather Locklear!! Don't worry, its just a bad photo, cause if you look at the other one, she looks half normal. Thats what I hate about paparazzi, I mean, I have had some bad pictures of myself taken, but at least I can delete them and not have them spread out into the entire world!! Poor girl.

Halle Berry just had a baby?

Does everyone remember how BIG Halle Berry got when she was pregnant? Well its been 6 weeks or whatever and LOOK AT HER NOW! She looks amazing. I would love to say its because she works out hard and blah blah blah right eating plan blah blah, but I think she got a tummy tuck when she had her baby. I mean, thats just impossible. Kind of like Tori Spelling.

Best Show Ever

Ok, it took me a while to get into it, but now I have come to a conclusion; This is the BEST SHOW EVER. Better than Sex and the City and dare I say it - better than Buffy. Although Buffy had its time and place, so does Gossip Girl.

Thats why I was delighted when I heard that Michelle Trachtenberg was joining the cast. I can't wait for next weeks episode.

After my whirlwind trip to New York I have decided that I am moving to the Upper East Side (where I was staying in a Penthouse with a fantastic view) and somehow getting millions of dollars so I can live the lifestyle that these kids do. (I say kids because the show is set around a high school, but we all know they are older than me).

Ashley Simpson - new album

I haven't actually listened to this album, but as I was going to do a post on her before I even KNEW it was coming out soon I decided to hold off just so I can make my post.

My theory is - her dad is pushing her career more now because she is the NEW star of the family. Always the most talented in my books - I started watching her on 7th Heaven and still love her - even considering the all over plastic surgery.

Dad's plan? Getting engaged, pushing pregnancy rumours, going out just to show off her ring and new fiancee... I think its all her dad, she is doing NOTHING of this. Thats what makes it sad. She was the younger 'untalented' sister and now that she is getting attention her dad pimps her out.

I would kill my dad if he ever even tried to do that to me. I just feel sorry for her.

Brooke Hogan - DENIED!

Obvoiusly I think everyone was expecting this. Brooke Hogan wants to do her own Reality Show about being a student in University, however every University she has been to has turned her down.

I can understand why they would turn her down, too much distraction is what one University said, however I think I would watch it if it were on. I know that sounds so gay of me and very 'impressionable' as my boyfriend describes me, but I think it would be interesting.

She gets a lot of crap from a lot of people, just because she has the family with the means to do what she wants - which is trying to sing I guess.

She just seems quite normal to me. She isn't out there doing loads of drugs to get famous, she isn't going the whole body over plastic surgery, she is just trying to be herself, and thats why I like her.

Amanda Bynes looks like a try hard

I spotted this pic of Amanda Bynes coming out of a hair salon (with her dog? what sort of salon would allow that?) and I thought why is she so dressed up?

Then I realised, oh yeah! She is a Britney Spears wannabe who wants to get as much attention as she can so she can get a higher salary and better movies.

Ok I usually really like Amanda, I must just be really cranky from all the travelling. :) a long bath is what I need.

New York, New York

There haven't been many posts because I celebrated ANZAC day in New York. I was trying to celebrity watch, but after a 10 hour drinking session I was looking at things, but not actually seeing anything. :-) Photos will be uploaded when I get over my etternal hangover and actually try and catch up on some gossip.

Australia's Next Top Model

Thanks to my friend Lai who informed me, I am missing the new season of Australia's Next Top Model!!

It has always been one of the funniest shows on TV in my opinion. Putting a group of aussie girls into a house always makes for funny tv. My favourite are the bogans, who are just the 'FUNNIEST'.

Do you remember last year when they did the live finale? I think that was some of the worst tv ever, but who can pass this up!!

I think you can only see it on Foxtel. Now I am beginning to download the season. Its time.

Crash on the new Bond movie

There have been reports that this is the second crash on the set of the new Bond movie by the stunt drivers. Talk about realistic! I saw this photo and went woah!! TMZ says;

Italian officials say a stuntman suffered serious head injuries when he and
another stuntman crashed during a car chase sequence on a winding lakeside road.
The second stuntman was slightly injured.

I have never really been a big fan of the Bond films since Pierce Brosnan, but now that there have been so many crashes I want to see this one!! It looks really dangerous. Good thing they don't just use computer generating... but I wonder how much a crash costs the production.

One thing I do not aspire to be is a stunt driver.

Jennifer Lopez - reality show?!

It looks like JLo and Mark Anthony are doing a reality show. This is the weirdest news I have heard in a long time.

Doesn't that seem strange considering Jennifer also did a tv show only a few months ago trying to find the 'best dancers' or something.

I wonder what it will be about. They are so private in their lives. I don't think I will be watching.

The Sexiest Woman of 2008 is.....

FHM came out today with their sexiest woman for 2008 and the winner is...

Megan Fox!

She was in the movie Transformers, and although I don't really know much about her, I can see why she made the #1 spot!!

She really does look like every mans fantasy... Now why can't I look like her?!

A Shot at Love II

I wonder sometimes whether I am the only one who watches this show. The premiere was last night on MTV, and although its a crappy show, somehow I am hooked

This season is looking to be pretty fantastic! Did you see the two guys getting into a headbutting fight and blood everywhere? Now thats what I call a 'shot' at love.

I LOVE Paris' jeans

From what I can tell she is wearing Bettina Liano, an Australian designer. I love these jeans and must admit that I have two pairs of my own, even though - and my boyfriend can attest to this - I had to 'stretch' the smaller pair out the other day so I could fit in them AND sit down at the same time. Thats the problem with putting on weight.

More skanky Miley pics

I finally found the other pics of Miley Cyrus. I wonder who took these pictures?



I can't believe that she would do this. They were on her MySpace site!!! I wonder who the guy is. Whoever he is, he is definitely not hot enough to be with Miley.

Smoking in public

I know Amy Winehouse has done a lot worse, but she was pictured smoking a joint the other day. My opinion is that it should be legal. It should be regulated of course, but I don't see the difference between alcohol and marijuana.

There were tests done in Australia where instead of being criminally convicted for possession of pot they were fined. But the problem was, the stoner's forgot to pay on time!!

Could you imagine the difference in society when the government can regulate (and make money from taxing) marijuana. I wonder if you could just go to a corner store and grab a joint. That would be funny.

Britney losing weight?

Star Magazine is saying that Britney Spears is losing weight. Well, she has been going to the gym almost every day - to procure a spokesperson role apparently - but she doesn't need the money... maybe she just wants to get healthy?

I mean really, in the last YEAR Britney has been on the cover of at least one magazine every week.

She must sell a lot of copies, but if I were her, I would be really sick of it. Its like no matter what she does people will try and make a profit off her.

I personally liked her when she was in 'Crossroads'. I think she should do another movie, but not let anyone know about it, so she can actually showcase her talent.

On another note, I don't think she wrote any of her new songs, and they kind of all sound the same. But I love them nonetheless.

Lauren Conrad looks like she's on drugs

Look at this photo!

I have always thought that people with the 'Quasimodo' eye (where one eye is smaller than the other) are on drugs.

As if she isn't! She is a rising celebrity who goes to clubs like every night. If she WASN'T doing drugs, then I would be surprised.

Russell Crowe is Chubby

I found this photo of Russell Crowe, and contrary to popular opinion, he is NOT Australian, he is a New Zealander, but he does LOVE the South Sydney Rabbitoh's, a Rugby League team.

You always see him wearing the cap, and now seeing his grey hair, I can really understand why.

Christina Ricci speaks out

Along the lines of the Miley post, I came across Christina Ricci being quoted saying practically exacly everything I was thinking.

“It used to be something that we (women) were sort of ashamed of. You didn’t want to admit to people that you were a stripper. But now, the hottest thing to say is, ‘I can work a pole!’ Who gives a f***? But it’s a huge weird thing. I mean, you see actresses, and their passion project is to play a stripper. It’s just stupid.”

Its so true!! I think society has changed A LOT in the last few years, and I can't believe that things like sex tapes make women more popular. I mean, look at what the naked pics of Audrina from the Hills did to her career. People actually CARE about what she has to say.

Miley Cyrus - trying desparately to get famous

There has been a lot of Miley around lately, and I must say I have been caught up in the hype a LOT. But I think she has gone too far when these creepy creepy photo's came out.

I think it is an attempt for her to make herself more popular than she already is - maybe with the older crowd, but come on - when did it be OK for a 16 (!) year old to be posing naked and sexy???

I love Amy Winehouse

Am I the only one who LOVES Amy Winehouse? I was looking at this photo of her today thinking how much I would like a Camel cigarette.

I know she is screwed up, but she is always doing whatever she wants, whenever she wants. It sucks how her boyfriend is in prison, but i think its doing her good. I wonder if she owns another pair of pants?

Nicole Kidman - pregnant?

Lets start this blog with a post about an Australian.

There have been some rumours that Nicole Kidman is actually NOT pregnant - and that this is all a publicity stunt. I don't believe that. Not after seeing these photos.

Welcome!

Ok.

So I know no one is going to be reading this site right now, but i would just like to lay out my plans for this site;

I read Celebrity Gossip from MANY different sites every day, and lately I have become pretty annoyed with the fact that a) there never seem to be new posts and b) they always talk about boring things that don't interest me.

So instead of complaining about it like I always do, I just thought, why not make a site of my own? Then I can talk and comment as much as I want!!

I hope to have some people read my site, but really, for now, i don't care. I just want my opinion to be heard.

Oh, and the reason why its called Gaussip - thanks to my boyfriend - is because I am proudly Australian, so most of my comments will be from an Australian perspective featuring a lot of Australian Celebrities.

So welcome, and here we go!!

Nadine