Friday, May 2, 2008

George Bush burns Jessica Simpson


When you get burned by the president, you know that you MUST be the waslking punch line to every joke. I mean, we're talking George Bush, the President of the United States, burning Jessica Simpson. Hahaha.

Commenting on the ‘bad luck’ charm theory regarding the Dallas Cowboys’ misfortune this past season, (everyone blames Jessica for 'distracting him') The President of the United States told press, “I’m a good sport. We’re going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention.”

Yeah. President Burn. Ouch.

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